Again, in my own delusional cartoon world I would hack at this dude's face with a rusty cleaver and pull his teeth out like dentures and put them in a nice boric acid bath. Mmmmm... Boric acid. Then I would turn his corpse into a marionette puppet and use him as a subject of ridicule to entertain friends and family.
Yes, I am fine. I've already been evaluated.
So yeah, don't bite please. Or the end result is you won't be able to.